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Adjunct Humor

 

  1. Why did the adjunct cross the road?

Actually, he only got to cross 40% of the road, followed by another adjunct, who crossed 40%, followed by another adjunct who did the remaining 20%.  This way, the college would not have to pay for an ambulance when the president ran over their asses with a car.

  1. How many adjuncts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but don’t expect to get service credit, and no, it won’t help you get a full-time job.

  1. What’s the difference between a caged animal an adjunct?

The animal usually tries to run away from the cage when you open it.  The adjunct spends years studying hard so that they can get in it, prays hard he or she won’t get kicked out of it, and somehow still has hopes he or she will get to sleep inside the house with the other household pets.

  1. Knock, knock

     Who’s there?

     Adjunct.

(long pause)

….Thank for your application, after careful consideration you were not selected….

 

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Adjunct vs Full-Time and Administrative Pay: Get the Facts Yourself

Good Adjuncts:

For those of you in California, there’s a website called transparentcaliforina.com.  It gives the salary of every public employee in the state for the years 2012 and 2013.  Type in your name and you will see what your salary was at each institution at which you worked.  Better yet, it gives the salaries of all full-time employees, administrators, classified staff, etc.

Go ahead, type in the name of a fellow full-timer and see what he/she makes in relation to you.  Do the same for administrators.

Before doing so, take heart medication or avoid being in the vicinity of breakable objects.

After you recover, please encourage these full-timers and administrators to look at what you make.

Here’s the link:

http://transparentcalifornia.com/

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Irrationality and Ignorance on Both Sides (As if There are Sides)

 

Hello Good Adjuncts and to the Good Contracts as well who might happen to read this.

Rather than simply just being a disgruntled adjunct speaking out against the tenuous, exploitive,  inequitable, and hypocritical nature of my employment, I sit on the executive councils of two different faculty unions, and spend not a small amount of time dealing with any number of adjunct/full-timer issues. 

On the one hand, this means dealing with full-time or contract employees who, as some of you who may imagine, are ignorant, callous or misinformed as to the adjunct condition.  On the other hand, it also means dealing with a number of understandably frustrated and angry adjuncts who are impatient, suspicious, unaware of process, and who often work against their own best interests.

Dealing with one side or the other is hard enough, but to deal with both is a real challenge.  It’s not too much fun being called “whiner”, “complainer”, or “negative” by contracts—it’s also no fun being called a “kool-aid drinker,” “sycophant”, or simply “distant” by those who don’t understand why you’re not effectively tearing into your fellow contract union members.

Anyway screw me. I signed up for the criticism.  The issue here isn’t me.  It’s about trying to get things done, and the fact of the matter is when you have two groups like this, the only groups that win are the groups that benefit from adjunctification.

Since I’m writing mostly to adjuncts first, I’ll address my issues with the more negative aspects of the contract crowd.

First of all, there are a few of you out there, who, when you let your guard down, have told me things like “well, it’s easy to see why a lot of these people are adjuncts” with the insinuation that these people are adjuncts because they 1) aren’t good enough teachers 2) don’t truly contribute enough to the department 3) don’t do enough professional development 4) haven’t figured out that winning strategy to get a full-time job 5) complain too much and make waves. The implication is also that you, dear contract are 1) a great teacher 2) are a real player for the department 3) are constantly working on your professional development 4) are simply more savvy and plucky than those other long-time lowly adjuncts 5) are positive and go with the flow, or simply that most adjuncts, should, more or less “shut the f**K up!”

Well, 1) Many of us adjuncts may have better student and peer evals than you 2) have sat on committees, academic senates, done unpaid tutoring, etc.  3)  spend as much time as we are able, or can afford to participate in professional development despite the loss of several hours a week going to and from our respective campuses, and making often half as much as you 4) weren’t lucky enough to say the right thing against the other 100+ applicants for the job, and 5) Some of you contracts are the biggest whiners in your respective departments, and if you don’t believe so, ask your other contract colleagues.

Sometimes other rather ignorant or irrational things come out of contract mouths, like, “if you don’t like your situation, you should just quit.”  Yeah, thanks for letting me know after I already dedicated 7-10 years of higher ed., racked up student debts, and spent years working for a full-time job that never came.  I’m sure that with my low salary, lack of time, family to support, and poor financial resources that I can simply retool within months and get one of those entry-level STEM jobs they’re giving to recent college grads (who are 20 years my junior). There are yet others of you that complain, “Why should we give rehire rights to adjuncts? …it’s like giving them tenure.” Well, now why do YOU want tenure? Is job security a priority for you?  Tell me, doesn’t the person who generally makes ½ as much and often lives paycheck to paycheck have the right to at least desire, if not deserve some job security? 

Oh and please, for the umteenth time my contract colleagues, don’t tell me (drumroll please) that you were once an adjunct!!!  Would you try to console someone with a broken leg by saying, “I had a broken leg once?”

I could go on, but for now, I’ll stop “whining”.  It’s time to talk about part-timers/adjuncts/contingents (please choose whichever name salves the pain you feel from being exploited, then realize you still are being exploited, then move on).

First of all, fellow adjuncts, contract employees, however some of them piss us off sometimes, are our colleagues.  Like you many of them work very hard, care about their students, community, and will often have extra work such as doing program review, accreditation, student learning outcomes, transfer articulation, and shared governance, to name a few.  Some of this you may never have to deal with. 

While it’s right for adjuncts to complain about pay disparities, there needs to be recognition and a degree of compensation for these additional tasks.  (And I might add that if adjuncts do these tasks, they should be paid for them too.)  Further, getting tenure in many places is no walk in the park.  I had one full-timer telling me that he felt his tenure process was like “trying to take first place in a poop-eating contest.” 

Tenure is one issue I often read adjuncts claiming as the main source of evil and inequity in the education system.  Really?  I don’t think tenure is the problem, anymore than adjuncts getting rehire rights is a problem.  The problem is that more people are not getting full-time positions that pay benefits because the powers that be (usually politicians who have no experience with education beyond being a student) want to provide education on the cheap off of our backs. 

Taking out tenure might be satisfactory for some adjuncts in that it would supposedly level the playing field in terms of job security, and lead to a firing of older teachers who either lack or haven’t developed their teaching skills, but pulling your colleagues into the toilet with you isn’t going to make your situation any better. 

More importantly, you’re going to alienate a person or persons you would want to be your ally, and many of them want to be, dare I say it, because they appreciate you, have lived on your salary, identify with your condition, and want it to end.

I’ve run into other adjuncts who say, in light of the pay inequity between adjuncts and full-timers that what needs to happen is that full-timer should give up part of their salaries so that my salary is more equal to his or hers.  I admit that sometimes I’ve felt this sentiment, but honestly, this is just so problematic on a number of levels. 

First of all, while there are extreme examples of high full-time salaries for instructors, most full-timers receive salaries that are comparatively modest compared to people with equivalent or even lesser educational backgrounds working in private industry.  There is also the issue of ballooning administrator salaries, along with the additional hires of administrators or monies spent on facilities or programs of questionable need. 

Moreover, it is rare indeed to find an often overworked individual, as many full-time teachers are, who is willing to endure financial duress in his/her life to lower his/her salary.  On the other hand, there are certainly administrators who wouldn’t mind slashing full-timer salaries and either giving adjuncts a pittance of a salary increase, or more likely, none at all. Building success and equity for part timers should be about lifting up part-timers, not tearing full-timers down. 

However, let’s say that maybe that forcing full-timers to give up some of their salary was the right way to go.  Well, most faculty unions are lead by full-timers who are also the most active members of the union. 

How likely do you suppose the chances of doing the above are?  I’m thinking of a snowball in hell…

Some adjuncts then argue, let’s have a separate union for adjuncts.  You know who loves this idea even more than adjuncts?  Administrators, who can play the old “divide and conquer game.” I see this happen in one of my districts where the classified staff and faculty are in separate unions.  You hand a real crappy contract to one group, scare the hell out of them with potential layoffs if they don’t sign, and then tell them that cuts are still going to go through because the other unit won’t see reason and take the same cuts.

In California, where I’m at, the adjunct unions that were formed happened because there were greedy full-timers didn’t want to collectively bargain with them in the unit.  Were the units together, ultimately the full-timers would have to see adjunct interests as part of their own, not a world away.

Another bit of adjunct irrationality is the old “let’s secretly hate the adjunct who now got the contract job I applied for but didn’t get.  I’ll admit to sometimes feeling this kind of resentment, but I’ll also say it’s wrong, stupid, and petty.  The adjunct who got that job you wanted worked hard too, most often suffered like you, and sometimes even more.  What do you possibly gain by being resentful?  When an adjunct like ourselves gets a job, we possibly have a bridge to the more hard-headed full-timers who don’t see us.  One of my department’s recent hires, when she first told me about getting the fulltime position, swore she’d do what she could to fight the plight of adjuncts, and as much as I can, I’m going to hold her to it.  By the way, I’m happy she got the job (Of course, I want to be full-time too, but it isn’t on her I that didn’t get one yet).

Finally, there are some things adjuncts accuse full-timers and faculty unions of that are just not happening.  One of these is the assertion that (and this happens on the community college level) “so and so scheduler will not give me extra classes because I have a Ph.D. and if they did, they’d have to pay me more.”  First of all, when I lived in Japan I was in fact an administrator or scheduler for small university-articulated program which hired people with advanced degrees. The outfit I worked for was one of the most money-grubbing outfits imaginable, and yet never, when it came to hiring personnel, was I ever pressured to hire people with cheaper qualifications. I was to hire people who could teach to the schedule, accomplish objectives, and if it cost a little more (which it did in the big picture) I was to hire them. 

As for public institutions, the separation between salaries and scheduling is far greater.  Most schedulers have to fill tens or hundreds of sections in a limited time frame.   They don’t have the time to look over everyone’s salaries and see what they make, and in most cases will have no idea because they can barely read the scattergram to understand their own salary.  The Dean, if he or she is not the scheduler, is more concerned about the numbers of students in your class.  Above the Dean, the Vice President of Instruction is concerned about class numbers and in particular, if too many or too few sections are being offered.  Why would, or how could he/she focus on the individual salary of a teacher among teaching faculty which will often exceed 1000 teachers?

What does all of this mean good adjuncts?  Well, it’s this.  If you want to be more successful in making things better for yourself and fellow adjuncts, recognize your full-time colleagues as colleagues who need to be educated and enlightened, not defeated.  Two, come up with ways in which adjuncts and full-timers can grow together.  And lastly, as much of the funding and policy imposed on adjuncts is driven by state governments and politicians, direct your energies there rather than targeting your local unions who, if you actually try to dialogue with them in a positive manner, may you show that they are on “your side”.

Geoff Johnson

An Adjunct Working for Change

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Pay Parity–Start Talking About Your Salaries

Hello Good Adjuncts,

Sorry I’ve been gone for over three months from the site.  Like the rest of you, I’ve been a bit busy, but I’ve tried to address the adjunct issue these past few months more directly through union and political involvement. 

This brings me to the thing that I think we, as adjuncts, can do to begin being effecting change immediately.

Start publically and factually talking about our salaries

This past Spring, a retired but returned former full-time colleague of mine began talking salaries, and told me, that in spite of his longstanding sympathy for adjuncts, he hadn’t really gotten the message of how our salaries are, to be polite, “deficient”, until he started getting paid in adjunct wages.

You see, my colleague, who retired from San Diego Mesa College as head of the English Department in 2003, was making $86,000/year in his final year.  He then went on for a number of years being paid “pro rata”, which meant he would teach two classes paid on a graduated scale proportionate to what he had made as a full-timer.  However, “pro rata” status doesn’t continue forever, and so eventually he saw his pay reduced to the standard adjunct rate for a person of his experience and educational attainment.  He saw his wages cut to almost a third of what he was making.

As an adjunct at San Diego Mesa College, I now make $67.10 an hour.  Because I have taught three classes a semester for over ten years, I am at the top of the pay scale for people with a MA and 60 Postgraduate units.  This coming academic year, I will teach six three-unit (3hr/wk) classes which run 16 weeks.  If one multiplies $67.10 X 6 X 3 X 16, this will come to $19,324.80.  If I were to teach a full-time load of ten three-unit classes, my pay for the year would be $32208.00. 

For a person of my experience and educational attainment, were I actually working as a full-time contracted employee, I would make, (being on Step M of Schedule A),  $6,290.00 a month on a ten-month contract for an annual total of  $62,900.00, excluding Health Insurance, which thanks to my union, I also receive.

In other words, I make approximately 51.3 % of what my comparable full-time colleague makes.  In fact, if I had  really started as a full-timer, I would have actually accumulated an additional 144 units putting me at Step X, which means I would receive $8,477.00/month for an annual salary of $84,770.00.  In fact, I really am getting paid 37.9 % of what my comparable full-time colleague makes.

As an adjunct at Southwestern Community College, I am paid better on an hourly basis, but receive no benefits with lesser job security.    At Southwestern I am paid $75.70/hr.   I teach two four-unit classes  per semester for 8 hours a week for two 18.5 week semesters.  My annual salary from Southwestern next year will be $75.70 X 8 X 2 X 18.5, which comes to $22,407.00.  If I worked I to work a full-time load at this rate, I would make 42,013.50 annually.  The actual salary for a full-time contracted employee with comparable experience and educational attainment (Step 12 Class IV) would be $82, 405/yr., not including HW and welfare benefits.  Adjuncts, if they receive any HW benefits from any other place of work, receive no benefits, and in fact, will only receive percentage pay on any health plan (i.e. 20% pay for a 20% load).  Excluding benefits and just going by salary, Southwestern College pays me 51.2% of the salary a comparable full-time colleague makes.

Now granted, I do not have outside committee work like my full-time colleagues, but I have sat on academic committees, participated on an academic senate as an adjunct rep for five years, and participate in department meetings (unlike some of my full-time colleagues).  I easily exceed 40 hours of work a semester on professional development, none of which I am compensated for.  I have consistently positive evaluations at both institutions.

I ask therefore, how is my work worth 37.9%, 51.2%, or even 51.3% of a full-time contract employee’s, especially when I face the loss of work from even one bad evaluation cycle, or a downturn in funding?

If the above facts don’t point out the glaring inequities of the system, I don’t know what does or will.

So I say, good adjuncts, speak of your salaries, what you do make, what your colleagues both full-time and adjunct make, and of the sharp disparities.  Do it in emails, to your colleagues, to governing boards, to the editorial sections of newspapers and blogs.

Maybe then the larger academic community, and perhaps more importantly, the public will finally “get it.”

Geoff Johnson

A Good Adjunct in Search of Pay Parity

 

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Statement Made on Behalf of AFT 1931 Regarding Adjuncts

Good adjuncts:

There is a crisis in Higher Education

In 1968, the Kerner report, in speaking of the sharp socio-economic divide between blacks and whites, spoke of a nation moving towards “two societies…separate but unequal.”  The troubling issues of racial inequity notwithstanding, in higher education there are also two societies, that of the full-timer and that of the adjunct instructor.

The full-timer’s society is one distinguished by the relative security of tenure, reasonable pay and benefits, administrative support for professional development, often the form of sabbaticals, a sense of singular institutional identity, and collegiality.

The adjunct’s society is distinguished by essentially the lack of all of the above.

Adjuncts are for the most part at-will workers, subject not only to the ups and downs of educational budgets, but the whims of administrators, department chairs, and their other full-time colleagues.  Many, if not most, have no direct health and welfare benefits from their employers, despite the employee mandates of Obamacare.  Professional development may be encouraged and in some cases expected, but rarely institutionally supported.  More importantly, the adjunct must be a servant to each institution he/she works at, yet never fully committed to one, as for many, their “offices” consist of at best group adjunct workrooms, but more often than not, cafeterias, coffee shops, or their cars.

This for pay which is in many cases a fraction of what a full-timer is paid for a similar credit load.

The real crisis here is that the two societies are in fact increasingly moving towards one society—that of the adjunct.  At many campuses, adjuncts represent not the majority of instructors, but in fact, teach the majority of the classes.

Politicians and administrators alike have been complicit in this trend, believing that by providing education on the cheap through the standard model of adjunctification/exploitation, they can hoodwink students and parents into the notion that they can truly provide quality education while glossing over their lack of political will in seeking the necessary revenue for providing, not only a quality education, but social justice to those workers/adjuncts on its front lines.

Adjuncts deserve nothing less than the following:

1)      A realistic chance to become a full-time faculty member by increasing full-time positions in accordance with 75/25 legislation and a clear pathway to full-time employment

2)      A consistent rehire policy based on seniority so that they don’t have to live in constant fear of losing their jobs

3)      Pay commensurate to what full-time instructors are paid for the same work

4)      Health and welfare benefits for themselves and their families so that they no longer have to fear being sick or avoid going to the doctor when medical issues arise

Clearly, what adjuncts deserve is something that will neither be cheaply, easily, or quickly attained, but the time for ignoring or putting the addressing of these needs has long since passed.  The time for serious discussion, and ultimately action, is upon us.

Geoff Johnson

A Good Adjunct

 

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That Overload Thing

Hello Again Good Adjuncts

Sorry I’ve been away awhile in that world the adjunct (and full-timer) knows so well–grading hell. However, unlike the my full-time colleagues, because the districts that I work for either choose to pretend the other districts don’t exist, or ignore the fact that adjuncts may teach in other places, I got no Spring Break this year because there was no attempt on the part of either of the two districts I work for to coordinate their academic calendars. This of course meant that while my full-time colleagues got to enjoy a week of R&R and down time with their family, I got one extra day to hang with the family and go take them to see The Lego Movie.

But hey, what can I say? “Everything is awesome…”

Good adjuncts, I still owe you a column on how the hiring process needs to be improved, and it will be forthcoming, but for now I’d like to talk about something that is maybe a little bit dynamite in terms of the adjunct-full-timer dialectic when we adjuncts choose to complain about some issues we have with some full-timers.

And today’s issue is (drumroll please) …full-time overload teaching.

Some years back, I was sitting in a meeting of a room of union activists, all of whom, in fact, I think of as good people, and who have also done a lot of good. At the time, there was, as there is almost perpetually, a budgetary shortfall, meaning effectively a cut in sections.

Approximately two weeks prior to that meeting, I had been in a department meeting, where more or less the same issue was being discussed. To the credit of my full-time department colleagues, there was talk of limiting full-timers from taking on additional overload in that it would put many adjuncts out of a job. This didn’t mean taking away longstanding overload from full-timers that had been doing it for years, but simply not allowing more at the present time. The teachers at the meeting, a combination of full-timer and adjunct alike were in consensus that this is in fact what should happen.

On this day, several adjuncts had their jobs saved.

Anyway, back to the union meeting. Mindful of this precedent, I tried to broach this subject with the representatives in the room, and before I could get far there was the reply: “Well, we don’t want to be in the business of telling department chairs what to do,” followed by several harrumphs and stern nods of approval. A sort of frost seemed to settle. I saw at this point where this discussion was going to go, and so I shut up.

Notably, just after this incident, the state of California recently changed their 60% rule (that an adjunct could only teach a 60% percent load in any given district) to a 66% rule meaning, that in this particular district, adjuncts in my department could teach an additional class. Nearly all of the older adjuncts in the department, myself included, wanted to teach that additional class, yet all of us knew that doing so would put younger adjuncts out of a job. At that time, every one of these older adjuncts, mindful of this, refused to take the additional class at least for a semester or two until the budgetary situation stabilized itself.

By doing this, adjunct jobs were saved.

Now did any of us want to do this? Hell no. We’re adjuncts. We buy our clothes from Craig’s list or sometimes even the thrift shop, and not to be like Macklemore.

We did it because it was the right thing to do.

Anyway, after 2008, when the budget at the other college that I teach at plummeted, the on-site union, despite the screams and howls of some of its full-time faculty, put together a temporary M.O.U., or memorandum of understanding which asked full-timers to not take overload, when class sections were being drastically cut, to preserve adjunct jobs.

When this happened, adjunct jobs were saved.

Now that the economy and budget have rebounded, the concern over the full-time overload teaching has abated, though legislation in the California State House to control full-time overload teaching was briefly put forth, then either killed or withdrawn.

Unfortunately, for me at least, it’s still an issue.

To be fair here at the outset, I myself teach about a 120% load, but part of this is due in fact to how the credits are awarded the classes I teach. For me, this computes out to five classes per semester.   I’d like to say that I teach this much in part because I like the money, but when you make just around 40,000 dollars a year living in Southern California, I’d say need is the greater motivation.

I have some part-time colleagues who teach up to eight classes. When I see them, they’re exhausted. I had a similarly overloaded adjunct colleague who died at the age of 49 in the school parking lot a few years back (and no one ever created a memorial for him on campus unlike his full-time colleagues who had their careers cut short by death). When I see these overloaded adjuncts I understand that many of them have financial pressures to work, but I still try to suggest to them, gently of course, that this is maybe not the best thing to do for themselves.

Part of me also worries about what effect this will have on the students they teach and the families they are kept away from, and how administrators, who notice these “super adjuncts”, feel when we ask for more pay per sections, reduced class sizes, or course workloads.

So no full-timers, I don’t ignore the fact that adjuncts teach overload, or the fact that it’s problematic for them to do it as well.

What I have a problem with is how overload is dispensed out to full-timers as a sort of income enhancer that is awfully close to what is generally called “double-dipping”.

When the contract at one of my campuses was settled, for a rather measly 1.57 % COLA, one of my full-time colleagues complained of the deal, that after years of no salary increase she was only going to get an increase which amounted to little more than 100 dollars a month. This effectively meant she was making 90,000 dollars a year, and no, she wasn’t a department head or administrator or 20+ year senior instructor.

When I saw this, I about fell over. 90,000 dollars a year? If I made 50,000 dollars a year, I’d be dancing in the streets. Why, I might be able to have a car that’s less than 8 years old with under 150,000 miles on it. I might be able to put aside money for my son for college. Hell, I might even be able to buy a set of slacks from a department store rather than the bargain bin at Costco.

Now in no way am I assuming that all full-timers make more than two times what the equivalent adjunct makes, but come on people. You make a lot more than we do, so when you complain that you need to make more money by teaching overload, pardon us if we cry crocodile tears. I really feel bad that you’re having to shell out so much money for your kid’s private colleges, your European vacations, and those houses in the good neighborhoods.

While you may be complaining about how somebody’s dog crapped on your yard, I recently  had to deal with a drunk taking a piss on mine.

Still, I get it. You need extra money, so now what you’re going to do is get the institution to let you teach an extra class without the pleasure of hopping in a car and driving to another campus where you may not have an office to work in, like me, of getting the class at a funky time, like me, with sometimes minimal support or facilities, like me.

I’d say clearly you and me are not alike.

Here’s an idea. Unless the institution absolutely positively needs you to teach an additional class, or you’re not banking classes so you can have an extended sabbatical (look at me, I’m an adjunct and I support sabbaticals!), you can get in your newer car and drive to another district and do the same kind of gig that the great unwashed masses of adjuncts undertake.

My suspicion is that if all the full-time faculty had to do this semester after semester, full-timers would more eagerly seeking an end to adjunctification.

Oh, I know what you’re thinking: “I was an adjunct once.”

Yeah, well guess what? I was a baby once. I was also a teenager, and when I tell my teenage son this while trying to dispense sage advice well….well let’s just say he’s not so sympathetic, and why should he be? My angst and his angst may be similar, but they’re not fully relatable. Moreover, it doesn’t ease his suffering. Would you tell someone with a broken leg, “hey, relax, I had a broken leg once…”

Don’t tell an adjunct you were an adjunct once. One, they already know or suspect it, and two, it’s kind of like saying, “I know, now quit yer bellyachin’.”

Anyway, the practice of full-time overload teaching should be phased out over time. This doesn’t mean suddenly throwing people who have built lives around years of the practice under the bus. Rather, it should mean that for future hires, full-timers should only be teaching overload in the event of dire departmental need, or if the instructor needs to bank credits for an extended sabbatical leave. While full-timers who still choose to teach more classes elsewhere may be a little more stressed, you  full-timers will still be making a hell of a lot more than your adjunct colleagues if you choose to simply teach your regular full-time load. Moreover, your students will probably appreciate your ability to give them increased attention, and an adjunct will be able to pay for his/her rent.

Now, back to grading hell…

 

Geoff Johnson

A “Good” Adjunct

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Adjunct to Full-time Fallacy

Good Adjuncts:

For those of you who thought I was being a little cranky (or not) with my last post, I’d thought I’d share a little post with you from the site The Professor is In.  This piece by Dr. Karen Cordoso, who holds a Ph.D. in English/American Studies from U Mass Amherst and an M.Ed. from Harvard  (such a slouch), after some explanation of her personal experience, cuts right to the chase:

Here’s the thing, adjuncts:  your chances of “converting” to a secure academic job decrease with every semester—they almost NEVER hire the devil they know.  As a woman of color (diversity hire potential!) with exceptional teaching evaluations on five elite campuses, respectable publications, prior administrative experience, an admiring network of students and colleagues as well as a proven commitment to the geographic area, I had the tantalizing delusion that I would be an exception to this grim rule. NOPE.  Way later than I should have, I decided to seek work that promised advancement or at least a longer shelf life.  If you need stronger medicine here, try Rebecca Schuman’s Thesis Hatement.

For many if not most, being an adjunct is the professional equivalent of domestic abuse, PTSD and Stockholm syndrome rolled into a single despairing plight that has only one feasible resolution: as with any dysfunctional relationship, at some point you must first DECIDE to go, then GO.  The terrible thing is that we lack the professional equivalent of transition shelters.  However, The Professor is providing one kind of safe space with the Alt/Post-Ac Initiative, and I mention others below.

I was better treated than most working off the tenure track and had a safety net in my partner; I know that I cannot imagine the worst of what some of my adjunct colleagues are experiencing. Yet anyone who is untenured (including TT faculty) ultimately confronts the same dynamic:  at some point we have to decide whether our circumstances are worth hanging on to, or else pursue a change.  To achieve the latter, we cannot identify as helpless victims, engage in crippling rationalizations, or indulge in wishful thinking. You can’t control what others do, but you CAN decide what YOU will do.

Dr. Cordoso ultimately ended up choosing a different career path.  Not all of us have or want that option, but like her, we CAN decide what WE will do.

You can read the rest of her post here:

The Career Counselor Is In – Cardozo 3

Geoff Johnson

A Good adjunct who has decided what he CAN do, and is DOING it.

 

 

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Just Another Cheery Piece of Adjuncting

Good Adjuncts:

I came across this little gem “published” by an Ethan Rop giving a sort of backhanded argument to those in the Sciences as to why departments should hire adjuncts, and conversely, how adjuncting can be a way of picking up a little extra money, and get this, a form of “entertainment”:

(Note my responses to his points in parentheses)

The Fallacy of Adjuncts part 1- the short term

In these troubled economic times, more academic departments turn to untenured teaching options as a way to meet staffing needs.  Many R1 investigators are finding it harder and harder to capture grants, which means fewer indirect monies for departments.  Adjuncts, visiting professors, and lecturers (oh my!) are increasingly called upon to take the load off.  It ain’t hard to see why.  Today, I’m going to deal with just adjuncting, or the practice of paying someone to teach “by the class”.

If your primary academic mission is not teaching, then it makes little sense to have your profs devote hours per week to teaching Intro Psych or Gen Bio when they could be writing multimillion dollar research grants.  And since funds are low for everyone, new tenure track hires are even more painful; thousands of dollars go into a search, hundreds of thousands go into a startup package for your typical assistant professor labspace.  If you have the option to staff your classes with cheap, temporary labor, why wouldn’t you?

To be fair, there are clear benefits to adjuncting for both the institution and the wayward adjunct.  These include-

  • Minimal application process/expenditures–  You can often get a job simply by emailing a department chair and asking “hey, you need any courses covered?”

(Sorry, Ethan, not always true.  By the way, are you still paying off those loans you accrued while seeking an advanced degree?)

  • Defined hours- The adjunct is there to cover a course, period.  No departmental meetings or other bullshit time sinks.

(Yeah.  And no office, no instructional support, no professional development, no respect, no job security, no collegiality, yeah…bullshit)

  • Money– Adjuncts don’t make great pay, but it is nice when you need a little extra money in a short amount of time.  You can work as much as is available.  The Uni benefits from not having to spend as much on searches and bennies.

(Yeah, I can take the crappy pay to supplement the crappy pay I make AS AN ADJUNCT.  And you’re right Ethan, I not only can work as much as I’m available–I have to!)

  • Entertainment– Admit it, you like teaching.  Why not dabble, and get paid for it?

(That’s right.  I like teaching because I dabble.  Teaching is dabbling, as opposed to doing something serious, like research.  I’m sure these ‘dabblers’ must make the best teachers over the dumb schmucks like me who see it as an actual profession.)

  • Full time transition– at least at community colleges, if you’ve been a successful adjunct for a while, you may have a leg up if a TT spot opens.

(Really?  Really?  Then Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny must be real after all!)

  • Sharpen your skillz– never taught before?  Here’s a chance to get some teaching under your belt.

(I’m sure the students and the rest of the faculty are happy know you’re going to use them as your metaphorical whetstone).

To be fair, the rest of his post deals with the downsides of  being an adjunct, but give me a f*cking break.  All the crap being trotted out here is a perfect example of why adjunct numbers and exploitation rise.

To read Ethan’s full post here (should you want to), here’s the link:

http://scientopia.org/blogs/attackpol/2011/11/29/the-fallacy-of-adjuncts-part-1-the-short-term/

Now, stop wasting your time, and go dabble

Geoff Johnson

A Good adjunct who doesn’t teach to dabble

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Adjuncts, We Are Our Own Worst Enemies

Good Adjuncts,

Last time I wrote an entry of substance, I told you that I would be writing about how the full-time application/interview process can be improved, and I still plan on writing about this, but for the time being, I want to get at an issue of bigger importance.

And that issue is well…us.

In previous entries, such as the “Myth of the Good Adjunct” and “Happy Adjuncts,” I suggested that because of either a sense that by simply working hard and ignoring the issue, or being satisfied with having work in spite of the obvious exploitation, adjuncts had deferred from speaking out about the adjunct condition. This of course is true, but I think the real source of our collective inability to effectively advocate for ourselves is truly a driven by laziness, cynicism, and ultimately a lack of value for our own voices.

Laziness:

More than being just an adjunct blogger, I sit on an Executive Council for one teacher’s union as an adjunct rep for an entire campus, while in another union at a separate college, I represent adjuncts for the school of Languages and Literature. So yes, I’m a bit of an activist junkie. However, I do this in addition to teaching 17 units a semester (as opposed to 15 for a Full-Timer), and having a wife and child to support. I teach in two different disciplines, often with four to five different preps, with an average student load of 35-40 students per class. I work.

I know other adjuncts who will teach up to eight classes, or who will have outside activities, family issues, or health conditions which preclude them from being activists. I get that you can’t regularly attend meetings, read every article on the adjunct condition, or write multiple letters to an elected official.

However, what makes you think that I can do it all the time as well, or that if I do, that those in power will necessarily assume that I speak for you? I’ve got news for you. You can only go so many times before the powers that be before they ask, ‘Who’s the power behind you?”

At one of my schools we are facing what will effectively be the end of rehire rights for adjuncts. A group of the activist adjuncts along with the union reps put out a call for all adjuncts to write one-paragraph anonymous statements on how rehire rights were important to them. The general adjunct body at this college been repeatedly told about the issue for several months. When the deadline for statement submissions arrived, a very small number of statements came in (I don’t want to really say how many), and the majority of them were from the same adjuncts who put out the call (self-included).

Ironically, everyone I spoke to in person about it swore they were going to submit one, but very few did.

What the people who didn’t get their submissions in fail to realize is that these statements were to be presented to the governing board and administration to show the mass support for rehire rights.

Right now, the union president has extended the deadline for submissions in the hope that adjuncts will get off their dead asses and write. This is a union president elected by full-timers who is himself a full-timer.

So tell me, if a full-time union president who doesn’t have to (and trust me, if you saw how few adjuncts even bothered to vote in the last election…) goes out of his way to support adjuncts and no adjuncts even take the time to stand up for their own rights, where’s the hope for change?

You can’t get people to respect your rights if you don’t demand them for yourself.

 

Cynicism

Every now and then, when I’ve tried to get other adjuncts to respond to issues, or informed them of their basic rights, there’s this notion that if they demand these rights, they are simply doomed to reprisals by full-timers or administrators, or that the whole struggle for adjunct rights will go nowhere.

First of all, when I’m speaking of rights, I’m talking about policies written into contract language that people have worked hard to negotiate for adjuncts so that in fact ADJUNCTS WILL USE AND EXERCISE THESE RIGHTS. These can be everything from paid healthcare to rehire rights. If an adjunct is not taking advantage of these rights, why should anyone bother to fight for them? And guess what? If your rights are being violated, you should be pressing the union to help assert those rights. That is what unions are expected and obligated to do.

Now I know I’m going to hear from some adjuncts, that sometimes the union has not supported them, and you’re right. I’ll take that further and say that sometimes unions screw their own employees, and more often than not, those at the top of the screwed list are adjuncts.

But now here’s a concept. Instead of sitting and seething in a silent and unrequited sea of bitterness, get the word out what’s going on—push for change, and get other people to do so as well.

This of course, as cynics will note, won’t be easy. The history of labor is a long history of people having to eat crap sandwiches before gaining their due rights. It took decades of activism for public employee unions to even be recognized in some states.   The history of labor is also of sometimes bad unions that had to be changed by activism from within. These changes were brought about by the efforts of individuals who were largely powerless alone, but who became stronger as they increased in numbers and commitment.

By the way, someone has to be that individual, and more often than not, it’s not because that individual necessarily chose to be exploited, but because the forces that be chose to exploit him.

Of course then again, you could wait for the next generation to do things. Maybe you want your son or daughter to fight your battles in the future, or the students you hypocritically exhort to stand up for their rights. Or better yet, you will teach the next generation not to become adjuncts, or teachers, but administrators or barons of entrepreneurship and industry who can become exploiters themselves.

My, what a wonderful legacy you could contribute to…

 

Not Valuing Our Own Voices

Over the last six months, this blog has set out to inform the larger adjunct community about the travails of the adjunct condition and the manner in which we are exploited to the expense of everyone involved, from adjuncts, to their families, to their students, to full-timers, to colleges, and society at large.

If I’m lucky, maybe 30 people will read this post at all, and that’s if in fact, I’m very lucky. Nearly anything written by any one of the main adjuncts who blog on this site gets limited readership. If however, we simply repost a discussion by Noam Chomsky, an article from NPR, or a piece from MSNBC, that’s when the hits come in.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad Chomsky, NPR, and MSNBC are reporting on our plight. What I do need to point out however, and you may be surprised to hear this, is THEY’RE NOT ADJUNCTS.

Why can’t we listen to each other, read each other, acknowledge each other, organize with each other, and work with each other for change?

We have so many stories, and no, you don’t have to die literally homeless and indigent like Mary Vojtko to be worthy of attention.

Start talking to each other, organize, show in larger groups at union meetings and ask, either impolitely or no, why more isn’t being done to address your needs. Increasingly adjuncts, you make up the majority of instructors at your respect campuses, and in many cases, you teach the majority of the classes.

Start acting like you’re the majority and make people listen to you, not through the voices of others, but your own.

Geoff Johnson

A Good Adjunct in the Majority